1. Narrowing his concentration for a moment, he was unsurprised to realize that Spike had extinguished a cigarette on his mechanical arm.

2. He remembered that last sensation as an orgasmic combination of an Herbal Essences shampoo follwed by a chocolate sundae topped with whipped cream and Amidala. Obi-Wan decided he should shave more often.

3. Ten years of grief poured into a bowl, and then she tossed the contents down the drain. Anya found cleansing spells very refreshing.

4. At work, she was utterly and completely distracted by her Obidala wallpaper.

5. He gripped the arms of the chair tightly and wished he'd never dared Catherine to an oral sex competition.

6. She leaned against a wall, her hands on her knees, and tried to regain her breath after the oral sex competition.

7. To say Padmé was surprised to find a man in her bed was inaccurate. She was just surprised to find two.

8. In the distance, he could just make out the shape of Skinner and Doggett walking into the sunset.

9. The last surviving member of the Hellsing family was in his arms, purring. "Good kitty," he praised her. "I shall call you Mina and we will destroy all the evil mice."

10. The scrape of metal echoed in the small kitchen as the TARDIS materialized inside the toaster. Fortunately, it was a very large toaster.

I like this meme. *eg*